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Short Jokes 3

Short Jokes 3

October 17, 2015 onlinevoice 0 1528

Short  Jokes 3 – January 1st, 2008

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
So why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
Then, what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.
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Money is not everything.
There’s MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty.
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Save water.
Shower with your girlfriend.
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Love thy neighbor.
But don’t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.
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Love is photogenic;
It needs darkness to develop.
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Children in backseats cause accidents;
Accidents in backseats cause children.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”,
So go to sleep.
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There should be a better way to start a day than,
waking up every morning.
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“Hard work never killed anybody”,
But why take the risk!
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“Work fascinates me”,
I can look at it for hours!
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When two’s company,
Three’s the result!
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A dress is like a barbed fence,
It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So… why learn.

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